A Tangent About Exposing The Establishment’s Lies.
First of all, I want to address the fact that I am totally for encouraging kids not to do drugs. I mean, not to Mr. Mackey it up but drugs are bad!!! Like say whatever you want about South Park, there...
View ArticleA Tangent About Seinfeld & STDs.
LOL LUFFZ IT! My only thing is like, I really wanted the screaming of SERENITY NOW!!! SERENITY NOWWWWW!!! at the end. RIGHT?! Of fucking course I’m right. Ugh, I don’t understand why I’m not getting...
View ArticleParis Jones featuring April Kelly, “Winter” Vidz.
This one time I interned as a blogger for this upcoming Hip Hop label. I really sucked at writing about Hip Hop but I did get to work with this awesome bro, John Clement Bollozos. After we all peaced...
View ArticleBack To The City Tomorrow.
I’m going to miss the lawns & willow trees, and suddenly I am wishing it was winter.
View ArticleMaybe One Of My Favorite Songs Ever?
Thanks 2 Shawn, like 2 years ago, for this gift in my life, bringing me light on the reg’. I think it’s from ’87 so I know it doesn’t reallyyy qualify, but I think it’s better than all of Pitchfork’s...
View ArticleTANGENTSANDTHETIMES.TV
AND NOW FOR THE MOMENT YOU’VE ALL BEEN WAITING FOR THE LAUNCH OF TANGENTSANDTHETIMES.TV!!! YES, I BOUGHT A .TV & LET ME TELL YOU IT IS A LOT MORE THAN A .COM! People take TV so much more seriously...
View ArticleA Tangent About My Dreams Being Dashed.
Absolutely devastated to see that Dirty Beaches CHOSE A BLONDE BEAR over ME IN A BIKINI OR SOMETHING to be in this music video. My dreams are mad dashed, guys. My workout routines, fruitless. The...
View ArticleA Tangent About Wine Tasting.
Well, as you can see, my beloved blog has been neglected the last week. I’m sure it’s because you think I’ve been so mad busy with Hello Giggles, unless you’re an informed individual that follows me on...
View ArticleTANGENTS & THE TIMES: EPISODE ONE.
“MARISSA MAKES A DECISION” Over a clandestine liquid brunch, Marissa confides in her BFF Alexis that she plans on trying to take her career seriously by moving to New York to start anew — which goes...
View ArticleTangents & The Times: The Series, Episode Two
“MARISSA ALIENATES HERSELF PER USUAL” In a scathing love ballad to Los Angeles, Marissa rants her way to blogging infamy. But being on top has its hazards… mostly at Dudefriend’s expense.
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