Absolutely devastated to see that Dirty Beaches
CHOSE A BLONDE BEAR
over ME IN A BIKINI OR SOMETHING
to be in this music video.
My dreams are mad dashed, guys.
My workout routines, fruitless.
The fragile world of fantasy I live in,
FUCKING DESTROYED.
Okay, like, the bear is pretty cute. I do like her face. I’m not going to lie that yes, she probably pulls off that nighty & especially the crazy nineties neck-tank-thing way better than I ever could. I mean, it’s cool. But what am I supposed to do now? How am I supposed to get up every morning & do leg-lifts for like an hour knowing that some fucking bear stole my dreams?
Someone get me back to my bed
& bring me a tray of burritos
before I kill myself.
LOL JK I’D NEVER KILL MYSELF GUYS!
I HAVE SO MUCH 2 LIVE FOR!
SO MANY “NOISE-BATTERED BEACH POP”S
WHO ARE WAITING TO MAKE MUSIC VIDEOS
FOR ME 2 STAR IN, I’M SO SURE!
EDITOR’S NOTE:
Ok, apparently the “official” video was released last month.
I’m still not in it, so I’m still a little dead on the inside.
